NOT A CARD FROM EITH-ER OF THEM AND DONT YOU TELL ME THAT OTHER UN-I-VERSE EXCUSE.
BUT AM I BOTH-ERED! READ MY LIGHTS! DO I LOOK BOTH-ERED!
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December 2006
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HAD SOME OLD PALS TURN UP. THEY HAD JUST DROPPED INTO THE NEIGH-BOUR-HOOD. THEN THEY HAD TO ALL GO OFF SOMEWHERE. ALL ALONE AGAIN FOR A WHILE. BUT THEY LEFT ME A NEW ROOM-MATE. VERY-BRIT-ISH-CYBER-MAN, SHE INSISTED WE DRINK TEA AND HAS PUT UP A PIC-TURE OF THE QUEEN. SHE WANTED US TO SING THE NAT-ION-AL AN-THEM BEFORE DINNER THEN CRIED WHEN WE DID. I'M NOT SURE ABOUT HER, I SHOULD HAVE MOVED IN WITH THE AUTON DOWN THE ROAD. HOW ODD! JUST GOT A POST-CARD FROM ROSE! AND I WAS FEELING FOR-GOTT-EN! MAYBE SHE WANTED TO COME BACK TO ME! EVEN PLAGUE ZOM-BIES GET HUGS FROM ROSE AND THE DOC-TOR. NO ONE EV-ER WANTS TO HUG THE DA-LEK! ANOTHER POSTCARD FROM ROSE. THE DOC-TOR HAS HAD A MAKE-OV-ER! BUT SHE DOESNT LIKE THIS NEW LOOK! SIDEBURNS AND DRY SKIN! EX-FOL-I-ATE! HAPPY DALEK DAY! HAVE DECIDED TO CHANGE CAREERS. TV PRO-DUCT-ION SOUNDS GOOD! REAL-ITY PRO-GRAMMING! I CAN PRETEND TO BE A NEW KIND OF CAMERA! POST-CARD FROM ROSE. GLOAT-ING OVER HOW SHES MET SOME-ONE NEW AGAIN. THAT DAFT AME-RI-CAN TIME AGENT. WAIT TILL SHE FINDS OUT WHICH SIDE HIS BREAD IS BUTT-ERED ON! I AM NOW STAR OF EPIC VIDEOGAME!
I WILL NOT BE VOTE-ING. NOT EVEN FOR THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE DAVROS, HE KEEPS WANTING TO CRACK DOWN ON US ILLEGAL ALIENS. I WANTED TO VISIT THE TIME TRAVELER CONVENTION BUT THE LOCAL PUBLIC TRAN-SPORT HAS NO RAMPS! IT IS DISC-RIM-INA-TON! I HAVE WRITTEN A POEM HELLO MY INTER-NET FRIENDS! I AM HAPPY TO FIND INTERNET! |
