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December 2006
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HAD SOME OLD PALS TURN UP. THEY HAD JUST DROPPED INTO THE NEIGH-BOUR-HOOD. THEN THEY HAD TO ALL GO OFF SOMEWHERE. ALL ALONE AGAIN FOR A WHILE. BUT THEY LEFT ME A NEW ROOM-MATE. VERY-BRIT-ISH-CYBER-MAN, SHE INSISTED WE DRINK TEA AND HAS PUT UP A PIC-TURE OF THE QUEEN. SHE WANTED US TO SING THE NAT-ION-AL AN-THEM BEFORE DINNER THEN CRIED WHEN WE DID. I'M NOT SURE ABOUT HER, I SHOULD HAVE MOVED IN WITH THE AUTON DOWN THE ROAD.

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I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT...YOU THINK *YOU* HAD A BAD DAY?
THIS MORNING I COULD AT LEAST FIT INTO A SIZE 12 TROUSER SUIT!
NOW I CAN NOT EVEN RESET MY LAPTOP WITH CONTROL-ALT-DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE SORRY FORCE OF HABIT.
AND ANOTHER THING. WHEN YOU WARM THE POT, NEXT TIME TRY JUST USING BOILING WATER. IT CAUSES SO MUCH LESS TROUBLE AND PANIC WITH THE NEIGHBOURS. YOU ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO GET THAT HOLE PLASTERED.
OH, AND THE AUTON IS NO LONGER THERE. RUN OFF WITH A WINDOW DRESSER FROM ROTHERHYTHE.
DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS?

THE TEA-POTS REFUSAL TO OBAY MADE IT AN EN-E-MY OF THE DALEKS. I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS NO GOOD IN THE KIT-CHEN.

I SUGGEST WE REDEFINE OUR HOUSEHOLD ROLES THEREFORE.
YOU SHOULD CONSIDER GETTING A JOB, AND I WILL DO THE HOUSEWORK.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU VACUUMED THE CARPET IN HERE? I HAVE SEEN THE WAY YOU LOOK AT THE ELECROLUX. IT IS DISTURBING.
I CAN SEE THAT YOU THINK YOU ARE OF THE ELITE. I MUST THEREFORE HELP YOU OVERCOME THIS UNHELPFUL MENTAL ATTITUDE. YOU WILL BE DE L337ED.